Door the Size of a Thimble

I discovered the doorway to Wisdom while deep in meditation. It was the size of a thimble. I knocked with my fingernail but the bouncer refused to let me in. He directed me across the hall to a courtroom where everyone was a giant. The judge was as tall as the Jolly Green Giant. The prosecutor looked down from above and accused me of being Dumb As A Stump. I argued that I was as smart as the next guy, but he kept bringing up stupid actions and decisions from my past. Finally my lawyer convinced me to plead guilty. The judge suspended my sentence and gave me a Certificate of General Stupidity to carry around. I returned to the thimble sized doorway and showed the bouncer my certificate. He smiled and invited me in. I ordered a drink and said hi to a random patron. I told them how great it was to have my Stupidity Certificate so I could hang out at the Wisdom bar whenever I needed clarity or insight. Then they threw me out.


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